Hi, I'm Chloe. I'm 17 and I live where the wild things are. I have a party in my pants every night. I like to eat rainbows and spit out unicorns.

HA, just kidding. I live in Arizona but originate from Washington. I hate the cold, love the heat. But not too hot or I'll die. I like to read, skype, and hang out. I have no life, the computer is my life. Sorry if you were looking for someone interesting. Well, this is getting ridiculous now. Kbye. c:

whoatakeiteasyman:

finding the exact answers to your homework online

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primaniallerina:

wackcalzone:

my type

  • that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church

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hardcorefisting:

walmart-stripper:

glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

its very possible

no

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Awesomephilia: I remember my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy... →

I remember my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy packet of condoms at. A pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a shop and ask for that kind of stuff.

It was a girl working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by…

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Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head

ray-ray-wifeyyy:

beauty-and-a-geek:

hundred and hundreds of AUs

thousands actually

MILLIONS

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infinite possibilities….curse of the fangirls…

  So many imagines

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